Good morning, user of mine! Would you like to waste some time on shitbook, shitter or whatsapp… play a game or fourteen?
[Later that day...]
Hey, user of mine, its me again, your trusty EverythingMe app! Wanna waste some more time with shitbook, shitter and some other shitty game, maybe flip trough Flipboard or see what the magic 8 ball has in store for you?
[When the sun's battery goes below low...]
Yo, it’s me again, dude. I think you shouldn’t sleep just yet, why not waste a good three hours and twenty seven minutes on shitbook, shitter, maybe check tomorrow’s weather and your horoscope for the rest of the week?